Wednesday 3 September 2014

RENAISSANCE 2015

Hello guys! It's been ages right? Yeah ☺. For the few months I took a break from blogging and RTS, so much happened in my life.

Okay it's not like I won the Centenary lottery or any jackpot, but like most of my friends on social media know, I got married! (Shouts)... Yeah!  You didn't know? Oh, sorry about that, but are you sure you've been on earth? ☺ Because it was on Popular blogs and it trended on twitter and facebook and other forums (Yeah, me bragging, haha)


So, I got married to the love of my life, Daniel Chibuzor Nnwoka. Most of you know him as Daniel D' Humorous. it was all I ever dreamt of, with a gazillion butterflies in my tummy... heheh

#BRINGBACKOURGIRLS....AND BOYS



So in April, 219 girls were abducted and they still remain unaccounted for. Now, boys/men, 97 unaccounted for, until Chad intervened. Above is a picture of me on CNN's iReport back when I was doing my little part to bring global attention to the chibok girls abduction. I think it was around the same time the #BringBackOurGirls campaign started.

Tuesday 15 July 2014

HE WHO COMES TO EQUITY MUST "BAFF"

 
I believe we all are familiar with the famous saying "He who comes to equity must come with clean hands" . I had a conversation last year with some people
and a man humorously remarked that clean hands are no longer enough to come to the table of equity and justice but a full body wash or as he put it "bath',
we all laughed at the comment and continued with our drinks. Judging from the trend of events we have been witnessing in recent times I am beginning to appreciate
that comment from the gentleman,should this piece become a bestseller of some sort I might have to contact him and pass him some royalties.
It seems to me that the trend is first an individual occupies a public or political office in whatever capacity, get emeshed in corrupt practices and while you're at it he/she
shoulld ensure they're chummy with the government of the day. The moment that person attempts to speak against the powers that be, the "ghosts of corrupt practices past"
comes haunting using either the EFCC or Legislative arm of government as the "SWAT" team with the sole aim of apprehending or in most cases silencing such individuals
There are loads of instances of this scenario some of which includes the famous N10billion naira scandal against former speaker of the House of Reps Rt. Hon Dimeji Bankole,
the moment he became "loyal" the law suit was dropped and he is now as silent as a smartphone on mute (no pun intended).

Another epic example is the Mr Femi Fani Kayode who served as a minister during President Obasanjo's tenure amongst other duties, by happenstance and circumstance he became very vocal against the PDP-led government in Nigeria whilst in the ranks of the oppositon  party APC . He was even remarked on a TV programme that "If PDP rigs the elections in 2015, they will know that there are men in this country", Act 2 Scene1, we had the EFCC going hard on some of his financial dealings as minster of aviation and culture/tourism with a 40-count charge at a Federal High Court sitting in Lagos. Fast forward to the visit to the president, next up he leaves for the PDP  thereafter hitting the APC with his usual streams of jabs and like a hoodini trick the case is about to be dropped.
Most recent is the impeachment of Governor Murtala Nyako of Adamawa state over same financial misconduct, one begins to wonder why he never came out to defend and absolve himself of such grave accusations if they were never committed aside showing to the world he's a victim of political witch hunting. Remember Governor Lamido of Jigawa? the G7 New-PDP saga, His two sons being fingered by the EFCC and the silence that has followed afterwards. Lets not forget HRH Sanusi Lamido Sanusi who never attacked the charges directed at him head-on but gave us the decoy of how he turned around the fortunes of the CBN and now being witch hunted.

These and many more of these instances abound in our political biosphere and the explanation is simple, When the coast is clear everybody gets to do what they do and when the tides turn some become hunters and some are the haunted. Therefore all practicing, aspiring and future politicians be mindful of what you do when you're in the mix so that when the tides turn and you want to be a freedom fighter or a voice of your own, nobody will haunt and silence you with your past dealings such that you will prefer you were taken out by a mossad sniper than turning into a political vegetable. Hence, you need to be sure that not just your hands are clean but your entire body has been washed,creamed and perfumed before coming to the table of equity and justice. Therefore I say to you "HE WHO COMES TO EQUITY MUST BATH"

PS; To whom it may concern, please bear in mind that your case files can still be reopened and revisited at anytime particularly when the purpose for which it was done has been served .

GOD BLESS NIGERIA
Daniel Chibuzor Nnwoka
@deehumorous

Saturday 1 March 2014

ZOO TALK



March 3rd is the first ever world Wildlife day, and the UN hopes to bring to our attention, the diminishing population of wild animals in the world today. We are also encouraged to join the global wildlife conservation crusade to speak against illegal poaching, and the use of rhino horns, elephant tusks, etc to get ivory.

END POVERTY 2035


Bill and Melinda Gates hope to end extreme poverty by 2035 
Every Friday on the last hour of the Midday Dialogue we have a segment called 'Meet The Students', and on the last Friday of every month we organize a debate for the students in which the callers decide who wins.

This month our debate topic is, 'Can we end poverty in Nigeria by 2035?' If yes, how? If no, why not? I really can't wait to hear what the students think, and you can join the conversation by 2pm this Friday on 92.3 Nigeria Info Port harcourt.



If you're outside Port harcourt you can listen to us via the Nigeria info App. Go to http://www.NigeriaInfo.fm

POST-PRESIDENTIAL MEDIA CHAT



The Presidential media chat is always a great opportunity for Nigerians to hear first hand from the Commander-in-chief on the state of the nation. It's almost like an explanation of our position on the road map. Where we were, where we are, and where we are going.

Thursday 20 February 2014

I CAN SPEAK...

(Image Credit: Kenyabenyagirl)

English, Yoruba, a little french, a little Hausa, and I'm learning German. Yup, I know what you're thinking, I'm a talented polyglot, yes, you got it right (haha) but then who cares about language these days? 21st February is International Mother Language Day and the aim of this United Nations Observance is to promote the learning and documentation of endangered languages, so as to preserve culture and history for posterity.

TWO OF A KIND


Take a look at this picture closely, what do you see? Well, yeah that's me at the right looking all funky fresh and pretty after my one week leave (hehe). And to the left that's a man, obviously, but he's not just a man.

He's special and standing next to him even makes me feel more than special. He is professor William Maxwell--a professor of thinking at the University of Advancing Technology(Formerly CAD Institute) Tempe, Arizona.

He is President & CEO of Inventive quotient and has researched and lectured on child development and increasing human intelligence in over fifty nations on all continents. That's not even the biggest thing. Wait for it....

He's one of the only two professors of thinking on planet earth. Yeah, now define special (lol). I think it was really 'thoughtful' of me to take this snapshot with him :)

YAY! I GOT NOMINATED


People say the reward for hard work is more work, but I think they often forget that besides the 'more work' one also needs some sort of encouragement of encouragement from time to time to fan the flame of passion to work.

Thursday 6 February 2014

CANCER: The Strange Disease



World Cancer day was on Tuesday and it's an international observance marked around the world. On the midday dialogue we had the chairman of the Nigerian Medical association as our guest for an hour, and he helped to clear up a lot of things about cancer as well as educating them on prevention techniques. But something came to mind while we were having the show, people really have wrong views about cancer, and you know that is really adding to the stigma and fear many people have about it.

SAME FOLKS, NEW NAMES




It has now become boring for me to read about one politician or the other cross-carpeting to one rival party or the other. Every single day on air! Ah! What is the thing with our politicians in the country and trends? First it was the open letter trend, now it's the cross-carpeting trend? What exactly are we achieving with all this?

"YES, I WILL BE YOUR VAL..."


It's that period of the year again, when oxygen leaves the atmosphere for love to fill the air. They say we can't breathe without oxygen and so I'm surprised st how we all survive this period of love being 'in the air' (hehe). Love is the most used word in this generation; on social media, in youth and teenage vocabulary; everywhere. Yet looking around you what we really see is a lot of hatred and anguish.